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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

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what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
My favourite part of this so far is that, owing to the BBC's charter of neutrality, they have to interview Count Binface and his representatives (he has none) on equal terms to Farage. So he has appeared on a very serious, very straight laced British News Show.
The two 'earthlings' in this video, Justin Webb and Nick Robinson, are known for being impeccably well read and well researched, for giving politicians really harsh, uncomprimising interviews, for reporting unflinchingly on massacres of civillians in Gaza, Sudan, and Iran, for speaking truth to power. And today they interviewed Count Binface. There are two possible outcomes here: 1) Farage wins and his investigation by the commons standards comission gets immediately reopened (and there's a motion in parliament at the moment to continue the investigation while Farage isn't an MP, and of course he didn't turn up to argue his point), and we're back where we started, or 2) Farage loses to a fecking bin. And I'm honestly not sure which is funnier
For death and glory. For Rohan. For your people.
What the duck?
[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]
#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck
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That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

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I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
Some people in this fandom are SO obsessed with the Power Imbalance. I wrote a whole fic where Rose is somewhat-ineptly psychoanalyzing Shane over the phone after their breakup, and is trying to help him make sense of the tuna meltdown, and the whole thesis of her argument in the fic was that Unnamed Mysterious Guy Whose Identity She Totally Can't Guess, Shane is not nearly as in-control as he thinks he is, and to proceed, Shane needs to take some responsibility and actually negotiate with him rather than passively allowing him to do whatever. And this commenter was like yes! They have such a power imbalance it's time someone pointed it out! Ilya had so much power over him in Vegas! and i'm like do you... think... ilya got what he wanted in Vegas?? do you think that went well for either of them?????????? People are just. So invested in Ilya being this mean daddy dom who's in control while poor woobie Shane is just helplessly being bullied. And like... WHERE??? They're putting each other MUTUALLY in saw traps because NEITHER of them knows what the fuck they're doing. it is really important to me that Ilya is also in the fucking saw trap. He's not some mastermind here!!! He has no idea what he is doing!! And crucially it is not going well for him!!! argh. anyway. i just figured this fit in with your Takes, somewhat.
The ENTIRE THING i like about this pairing in the FIRST PLACE is that they're EQUALS rhrhaghasdgkhgarhgh
and like there's nothing wrong with people writing whatever they want with one hand down their pants or whatever, that's fine and i don't judge, but this was a comment on the thing i wrote! which like, really specifically was not that! so.
ok i'm normal now. promise. (no)
Oh drop the fic link, this sounds like my shit. I appreciate when someone is like hey, you know, you're an adult here, things aren't just happening to you you're also making choices.
But the biological determinism of sex roles strikes again....The one who puts it in is in control we all know this....it says so in the bible....
Sorry I'll stop being snarky. This is such a fandom thing, it's not unique to HR at all, and I never really found a good single word for it---something like infantilization, or vulnerability kink, or woobification---but it's this intense desire to turn a character into a hurt sink who is only ever wronged, and must be comforted and aided. (This is not just a fanfic thing: the masterclass on this in the literary world is A Little Life.)
(Sorry this next bit is such an aside from your post but I got going there)
It's really fascinating actually I'd love a psych / lit class on this entire nexus of tendencies. Because I think there's kind of a spectrum where you have like, woobification on one axis and then identification on the other. So as a super simple cut you get kind of a punnet square:
high identification / high woobification: hurt comfort, you get to imagine yourself as being this weak morally pure little waif receiving care
low identification / high woobification: whump, the fascination with pain and suffering in an object
high identification / low woobification: power fantasies, competence fantasies, being able to imagine yourself as this mensch that pain bounces off of
low identification / low woobification: I think this is mostly external forces that act on the story, like a villain you as the author don't identify with but also don't sympathize with
In this fandom people are often putting Shane deeeeep in that high/high corner. Less so here on tumblr for sure but I see a lot of it via twitter.
As for *why* Shane rather than Ilya (mostly)....well I do think a huge amount of it is just top/bottom stereotype stuff. But I also think people find Ilya harder to identify with because he's foreign, and even more avoidant than Shane, and Storrie portrays him with this coldness early on that makes it easy to project a lot of strength onto him, even though with access to his internal monologue we know that Ilya is grappling with *more* insecurity than Shane is.
I do suspect the tables are going turn SO FAST we're all going to get dizzy when S2 drops and Ilya is sad and lonely in Ottawa and Shane is this distant golden boy figure over in Montreal winning more cups. Woobie Ilya stocks are going to skyrocket, invest early
Oh sure, the story is called Rosie and Rozy. And like-- it's not a didactic story, it's not like Rose Tells Shane How To Adult or whatever, it's not like Here's The Moral Of The Story, I fully intended Rose to not quite understand the whole thing and some of her advice is good and some maybe not so good, but. I'm not mad at the commenter either, I'm just mildly bewildered that that's what they got out of it.
But yeah, I agree, there's a lot of this kind of mapping that happens in fandoms-- not just in writing but in people's analysis and reactions to a show, they do a ton of mapping characters/archetypes/plots onto ideas they already have in their mind. And yeah, Shane is definitely pegged in a spot in that punnet square that I don't think Reid intended at all.
I think you've said elsewhere, and I've certainly thought, that actually Ilya is kind of Reid's woobie, but like. She's a pretty competent writer, so by that I mean he's her guy she likes to chew on. This doesn't mean she hates Shane! She made Shane a fantastic little bitchy guy who I love a lot, and I bet you anything the fandom would feel a lot differently if they'd found literally anyone but Hudson Williams to play him. Because Williams is beautiful, yes, and also has these beautiful wet eyes, yes. I do think he added a ton to the role, really added some nuance in some places, and I love his beautiful wet eyes and his perfectly transcendent pout. But. yeah. If they'd found someone who was less gorgeous I am certain people would have a very different read on the character.
(Somewhere I saw a discussion where someone was like "imagine if Ilya actually looked like Ovechkin" and I have not been able to stop thinking about that, lol. What if they had casted guys who looked like hockey players. God, I don't know.)
father mulcahy is so dear to me y’all
Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there
W H A T
this is fucking with my head so hard
*confused and angry squeaking*
*hissing and backing away from the unknown*
Thanks! I hate it!
COME ON
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Much Ado About Nothing is literally so fucking awesome. The drama, the intensity, Beatrice saying she would eat Claudio's heart, when it's played well it just has such a powerful sincerity to it, the emotions and the drama dialed wayy up. And the verbal footwork, like a fencing with words, it's so good!
I watched it for the first time the other day, and it's like, ohh, I think I get it now, why people love Shakespeare. When it's done well, when the actors give it real energy and life and emotion, when it's not read monotone in an English class, it is fucking good. 👏
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Like, I think I get it now. It's fucking good. No wonder people have been performing these plays for literally hundreds of years. They're good. They're fucking good.
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when ur in high school u hear someone say like oh shakespeare has to be watched not read and ur like lol pretentious much.. and then you get to watch a good rendition of it and ur like. ✨i am having an extracorporeal experience✨
RIZZOLI & ISLES | 2.08・2.15・3.10・5.13
"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!
i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved
My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

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M*A*S*H 3x16 - Bulletin Board
Bottle green details: Rolling Waves. Painter: Constantin Westchiloff (1877-1945).
i have a headache, i need some water