back by no demand

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

and biting, don’t forget the biting!

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

Look a this photograph

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time