Hot Damn

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

That is how I look at everything from my little hole.

beavis voice: "little hole"

Who's Beavis?

That is how I look at everything from my little hole.

beavis voice: "little hole"

Getting no action because Luna is back to only sleeping in our bed

hear me out: decoy bed

How would that work

like you get in your bed like normal and do the cosleeper thing but once kiddo zonks out you and Audrey poof out the house to a secret extra bed in your murder shed out back

Getting no action because Luna is back to only sleeping in our bed

hear me out: decoy bed

How would that work

like you get in your bed like normal and do the cosleeper thing but once kiddo zonks out you and Audrey poof out the house to a secret extra bed in your murder shed out back

Getting no action because Luna is back to only sleeping in our bed

hear me out: decoy bed