oh, the day I've had.

Thanks to Aviculturist extraordinaire Madeline for the video from an enrichment (and enscrichtment) session with Makana the rescued Laysan albatross! More info!

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

When people who don’t like a character can’t be content with just not liking them, they have to prove they’re morally right in that dislike. Like… It’s not that serious kids. Not every opinion you hold needs to be about Justice and Moral Righteousness. It’s ok to just… Not like some characters. You don’t actually need to justify it.

It’s fine to just own that you love this walking trash heap without having to rewrite canon into your own personal AU where they are perfect.

To remember the beautiful, talented and show-stopping, Jessica Walter, here are some of her greatest moments as Lucille Bluth.

Anyway, it’s National Puppy Day. And to show you that we do actually have your best interests at heart and aren’t always telling you what to do—even if it is for your own good—we invite you, if you please, to enjoy these cute fluffy dogs.

it's National Puppy Day and I miss my dog again

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Hozier: trying to blend into the crowd (during a level 3 lockdown) Also Hozier: wait, that’s my song

gif request meme  ★ @pureheroines​ asked for community + favorite male character

Go back to bed.

Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid. Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride & Prejudice (2005)

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

Your wish is my command

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

Taylor Swift’s GRAMMY Album of the Year awards. First female artist to win the category three times.