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I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

I actually think it is still bad even if it is a religious ethnostate for a highly oppressed ethnicity and religion. I just don’t think it’s a good idea

Please demonstrate the ethnostate! Provide the proof! Why be so vague about what you're talking about?

one time this woman at a zoo told me about tribolytes and i said "hey i think theyre actually called trilobytes" and she was like "youre a dumb fucking kid" or soemthing to that effect "i know more than you bc im a groan up" type shit and moral kf the story im still upset about it 20 years later because I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

i had the exact same experience when i was like 11 i was in history class and the fuckhead teacher was teaching us about how polynesian explorers were crossing the pacific by island hopping and he was asking the class how they might have found new islands and i was thinking about it and i was like oh they could have followed birds! because birds need to rest on islands so they probably would have followed in the rough direction of islands and he was like kid you are so fucking stupid you're gonna follow birds out in to the ocean and die lol any other braingeniuses have any ideas and then he advanced to the next slide and it was talking about how they followed birds and i laughed so loud and hard that he had to spend 15 minutes calming the class down kill all teachers

You know even with all the World Cup hype I think I’ve only seen like one thing partnering with the US men’s soccer team. All the other stuff is just kind of advertising the idea of soccer.

Americans aren’t super duper into soccer but we do generally grasp the importance of the World Cup. Also our men’s team is generally forgettable so with these two realities put together we just end up hyping up the general idea of soccer.

Oh I forgot to mention that NBC national news did an interview with Lionel Messi to inform Americans about who he is and I haven’t seen one interview with the US men’s soccer team lol

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

dragon jumping up and looking in your house’s camera doorbell and making cute noises until you let her inside

this but with a horse sized dragon so shes lowering her head down to look inside. she still wants to come in. she’ll fit through the door she promises

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

I hope y'all know that I now work around non-booby animals and that one of my coworkers brought up this exact post in conversation today when we were talking about birds and their various subspecies.

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

some say there is a third blowjob brother

it was crazy getting into weed the first time as an adult and learning that all that cliche annoying stuff people like to do when theyre high like watch song visualizers and shit really does feel awesome

it is unfortunately super fucking awesome to eat a lot of edibles and then listen to lateralus front to back

just saw about 9 or so small bugs align themselves into a rudimentary sigil which then opened a smouldering portal through which a single half eaten plum emerged. and they feasted on it

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.