Thunder's just a noise, boys. Lightning does the twerk.

WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMÉAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

also when you opened it you had to agree to the end user license agreement, which just said "YOU WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON." and when people on twitter told him their antivirus was flagging it as a threat, he posted a "fix" that was just a screenshot of the windows defender popup with the "run anyway" button circled

#it's like taking candy from an unmarked white van#and the candy is wrapped in tinfoil and printer paper and the ingredients list just says ''dude trust me''#but you know that guy is a chocolatier and made the best damn truffles you ever tasted so you take the free van candy anyway#and it turns out that it is pretty good candy that this guy was just giving out for free (from yardsards)

This is the same topic and screenshot that gave some of my chudliest chud haters such a meltdown after I posted it myself once, they raged at me for days and one by one dropped off of Tumblr forever. This subject kills idiots.

This is Margaret when she opens that email