Who is the best boy?
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Who is the best boy?
Hannibal
Will
In honor of April Fools Day I say it is time for another round of who is the bestest boy?

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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.
NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?
Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish
This is the first time a tumblr as has ever felt like targeted advertising
My buff Orpington does not bring a âcalm charmâ to my backyard, instead she brings evil thoughts and devious acts inside and attempts to consume the flesh off my forehead.
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea

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i swear this was just supposed to be a doodle,
this is literally a stick and poke tattoo done by a stoned teenager who forgot what cats look like
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17 floors up and I can still hear car alarms...
I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

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itâs sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mineâan N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said âdamn. never known a woman to chooseâŚpracticality over looks.â
And I just said, âoh. you can go, youâre not getting a drink.â And he said, âwhat???â
I said, âsir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.â
And he was so astonished he didnât even argue he just turned around and left đđđť it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, sheâs the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, âWell, IâM not walking six miles, Michael! Iâll meet you back at the car!â and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldnât get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationshipâŚâŚ.
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and heâs like âhey. you know what this isâ i was like ânah sorryâ (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some randoâs pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with âheh. you must not read many booksâ
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: âheh. you must not want this beer.â thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm âplease please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorryâ believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
I have a confession to make. Sometimes I scroll tumblrs fyp. The algorithm is pretty fucking bad and mostly bases what you see next on a single post you spent a couple extra seconds on. And sometimes that post was the last one that loaded before the feed had to buffer for a lot longer than anyone needs to read two sentences about otters, but the algorithm saw me look at those two sentences for 35 continuous seconds so now Iâm getting a ton of otters I guess.
It also. This is bad. It also considers blocking and reporting to be active engagement with a subject. So if youâre on the fyp and you block a Grinch Shipping Blog the algorithm will notice you clicked three entire times on a Grinch Shipping Blog and gain the understanding that you engage more closely with grinch ships than anything else. And guess what. Guess what it does then.
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
My art refs be like: "rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping"
-Rabbits not giving a shit about your "laws of science":
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He should be in all detective shows
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Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a âsexyâ (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because itâs kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distasteful but they have every right to draw what theyâre into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their âopponentsââ accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a childrenâs education charity via each sideâs portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the âfreedom of expressionâ side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
when it finally happens they shouldnât lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.