woke bullshit

official transit post

That should be info haggard, cognito haggard would require you to see her

i'm very lucky my porn doesn't require ID

thank you prime minister of australia anthony "social media ban" albanese for supporting the objectum community

sometimes when i'm reading a post and i see a word that assumes the reader is american i just clock out

"did you see this new thing in nebraska" no i did not and also mentioning a state or non-major city only happens to american locations. because being american is "the default" or whatever and frankly i'm sick of it

mfw they introduce themselves with their state and not their country

sometimes when i'm reading a post and i see a word that assumes the reader is american i just clock out

"did you see this new thing in nebraska" no i did not and also mentioning a state or non-major city only happens to american locations. because being american is "the default" or whatever and frankly i'm sick of it

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

@ominous-signs i hope you’ve seen this one?

Actually was originally featured on silly signs!

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

this event is pet serious

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.