Sassy barista noises

Mmmm mood drop

Once my son gets to that age, he’s gonna win all the “My dad is cooler than your dad because...” contests

A solid positive about occasionally being called Harrison though: No one would think my full name was Harold ever again

Also did I mention that I’m kinda, for no apparent reason, starting to feel okay with being called by my full name? I don’t know why, but it’s not squicking me anymore, by now I’m down to “It sounds kinda weird because it’s never used”

Just realized that Victor is literally Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

For someone who calls himself aro I’ve sure fallen in love a lot in my life

That post is for real though. My forgetfulness isn’t even me not caring about what you told me, I’m just literally unable to remember more than like one or two things at once. It’s an unfortunate mixture of ADD and that one time when I was like 19 and the bonnet of my car smashed me in the head while I was trying to work on the engine.