live. all else is mere cowardice

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out

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the profound sensual tension in this scene… the erotic charge of it all… my god the air is thrummiing with gay energies…

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

he just kind of rolled by like a big shitmetal tumbleweed

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real