I scream U scream O god why are we all screaming?!

more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

on my supine, straight up jorkin it, and by it let's just say haha my pronis

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Sometimes I need to make sure my blorbos are okay by watching their actors stumble over the same line ten times

👋 friendly reminder to use more inclusive and respectful language! 💐 Instead of “disemboweled”, try “differently-emboweled” ☺️