I scream U scream O god why are we all screaming?!

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.