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#updated for 2026 because i am insane about these two idiots and so many other things rn

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Guild Wars 3 baby!!!!!!!

#I haven’t touched gw2 in a couple years. I was out of the mmo business for good #and yet the second I saw the news i redownloaded gw2. I didn’t realise there were new expansions #I love it so much. and it doesn’t destroy my life as much as WoW #guild wars 2 #guild wars 3 #gw2 #gw3

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Heated Rivalry | Episode 4 | Rose

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Heated Rivalry | 1.01 | Rookies

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I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

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He is the peoples princess

#this is why i can never delete twitter. who could've predicted hunter biden becoming the funniest main character we've had in a long time #hunter biden #us politics

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Devastating: started a book that on paper is tailor-made for me (queer enemies to lovers romance set at a video game company) but one of the MCs narration is so millennial quirk chungus I've given myself eyestrain from rolling my eyes too hard.

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I'm going to kill myself

#for legal reasons this is a joke #I'm 60% through theres no point DNFing now. I'll probably finish it in the next 2 hours but i am losing the will to live #the constant video game references are getting exhausting. and thats coming from ME #but they're shoved in where they just dont make sense. 'ignored me like animal crossing wallpaper' what does that even MEAN #its fine. I'm fine. I'm going to drink my wine and power through so i can start something new #maybe another cat sebastian bc i know she wont let me down

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face in the pillow that's how he likes itttt

#do NOT help him he is exactly where he wants to be!!!

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

#i saw the 'lets take another crack at biden' tweet without noticing who posted it and when I scrolled back up and saw it was this diva #i laughed out loud so hard #anyone that claims to hate him is clearly lying. that video of him driving with a gun in his hand high off his tits. absolute cinema #hunter biden #us politics

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ILYA "HOLEMATIZED" ROZANOV.

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Devastating: started a book that on paper is tailor-made for me (queer enemies to lovers romance set at a video game company) but one of the MCs narration is so millennial quirk chungus I've given myself eyestrain from rolling my eyes too hard.

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30% in and I can predict a particular 'plot twist' coming a mile away. If I'm wrong I'll give this book 5 stars.

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Not even 2 chapters later

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The lamps name was actually Lux.

Fuck off, of COURSE it was 💀

#that demon twink haunts me #I've never wanted to bully a fictional character more

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Devastating: started a book that on paper is tailor-made for me (queer enemies to lovers romance set at a video game company) but one of the MCs narration is so millennial quirk chungus I've given myself eyestrain from rolling my eyes too hard.

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30% in and I can predict a particular 'plot twist' coming a mile away. If I'm wrong I'll give this book 5 stars.

#at the moment its 2.5. I'm that sure I'm right about what's coming #its single player by tara tai btw

So first, the lamps house is hit by Thors lightening and he gains sentience. Then when the guy acquires the lamp from a thrift store thats when the freaky stuff happens. First time he gets him off with his cord. Then he gets all jealous and gets him off with his cord again after the dude jacks the lamp off by the stand. Then the dude sticks his dick in the light socket while sucking on the bulb which is unbreakable because of Thor. Then surprise Thor comes in during the middle of this and turns the lamp human and they live happily ever after. End scene.

I'm fucking crying, sticking his dick in the light socket??? Girl the electricity!

It's so beautiful, move over heated rivalry, there's a new gay power couple in town.

#sucking the bulb is gonna live in my head rent free for a while so thanks for that 💀#the thor of it all is *chefs kiss*. author i need to study you #brb resubscribing to KU immediately #again I'm only seeing human lamp as lux from date everything. and he was my first hate ending lmao

I decided to read the most unhinged books I could find on KU. The last one I read was a MM romance about a dude and a lamp.

Akdhsfjsha, now I need to know the logistics of human/lamp fucking 💀

#the bulb??? oh god i just had horrendous 2000s flashbacks to one guy one jar #i can only picture lux from date everything rn

Devastating: started a book that on paper is tailor-made for me (queer enemies to lovers romance set at a video game company) but one of the MCs narration is so millennial quirk chungus I've given myself eyestrain from rolling my eyes too hard.

#im gonna give it another couple of chapters bc I'm interested in the plot #but my god you're making it hard to love this character. and i say that as an annoying video game loving millennial.#also I'm realising maybe i just dont like romances in the 1st person? I'm pretty sure the other 2 i've dnf'd so far this year were the same #i didn't think i had an opinion on that but it seems to be becoming a pattern

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