i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence
this reminds me of the time I got my english teacher to cry-laugh in class because I handed in a 300-ish word text that consisted of three sentences. One of my sentences was literally "Consider:"
which appearantly counts as a full sentence. I even got 10/11 points for it.
Anyway, he left my school for unrelated reasons after a year and for graduation this year sent me an email saying he still reads that text to students and makes them guess how many sentences are in it. After three years, not once has a student guessed right and I'm kind of proud of that fact :)













