ace !!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

I actually hate having pictures of myself tbh so every picture ever taken of me I’m doing something silly with my face so I can look fugly on purpose 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

It's like no one remembers that the wire mother was the only one with milk

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Wow its really setting in that this period of my life is ending holy shit I love all my friends i love people fuck

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese