Dance With Me, So We Don't Cry

at least we are all getting exactly what we paid for (checks notes) Dan moaning to pictures of Phil

"i think i read this on tumblr accidentally in 2014" <- man who used to actively seek out phanfiction

i didn't choose the phannie life the phannie life chose me. and brother. i am not strong enough for this

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

Can’t believe they named themselves Mr and Mr Phan…they loved it so much when we started calling them Mr and Mr Games during tit didn’t they…

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online