Dance With Me, So We Don't Cry

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

the real reason dan gets so defensive about the sharing clothes issue is that phil won’t wear the all black outfits dan tries to put him in and it’s a sensitive topic

evidentiary support: phil is wearing black for dan’s birthday

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.