Dance With Me, So We Don't Cry

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

like it’s been a decade since they put still into you on the tatinof playlist. they’ve been still into each other for ten years since.

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

fucked up that dan and phil were pushing beds together during tatinof and putting still into you on the preshow playlist

Sister Daniel has to stay in hibernation because if Phil was allowed to interact with her post hard launch they would get banned from YouTube.com

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.

phil, lovingly, to his partner of 16 years: "the thing is, no one actually gives a shit about you"