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We need the Mythbusters back now more than ever to teach science and critical thinking, and every episode should include a segment where Adam and Jamie get to beat RFK Jr. mercilessly with any weapons of their choosing. As a treat.
Additionally or alternatively, they use him as Buster
Additionally
or alternatively, they
use him as Buster
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how youβre doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone whoβs close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT???
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Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.
I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.
She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.
Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.
We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.
Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.
You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.
She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.
Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.
Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?
I did all this work and nothin to snow for it
Hey are... are you okay?
appreciate the bit, but it looks like it had violent liquid diarrhea that froze to its hind end, not like uh "frosty folds" to me
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Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped
If you see one of these things, cover your face and tip it over, if you have any paint or tools with you, wreck their cameras. [video]
Why a workersβ rebellion in 19th-century England is relevant in the age of data extraction, gig labour and management by algorithm.
Appropos of nothing, nail polish comes in very small bottles that will fit in most bags, or pockets, without takingnup significant room, and removing it from many plastic-like surfaces is difficult, since many of those are dissolved in acetone
Witnessed on of these blocking the curb the other day. A woman in a wheelchair needed the space but the Captialism Robot completely blocked the way. The light changed color.
Luckily the oncoming driver saw this as well, turned on his warnings and pulled up to block her from other drivers.
A man came out of the crowd and literally had to pick up the robot and move it so she could safely access the sidewalk. A woman next to me commented to her friend "well that was nice of him, but now his door dash account will be deactivated because he touched it" as if that was anywhere in the realm of reasonable responses to witnessing one of these things endanger a woman's life. Oh no, his account π whatever will he do. Fuck these robots, and fuck doordash/ubereats/all these companies taking over public spaces for shareholder gains.
Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what
The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.
I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.
#this world's magic system is also based in calculus
what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
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a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
it might save ur life
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I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
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dramatically doubles over and coughs into my fist really hard.. no dont worry ill be fine i just miss my girlfriend abit..
takes one step before stumbling and falling over.. you can see blood streaking my hand and i look deathly pale.. heh.. looks like i missed her more than i thought.. youll have to go on without me kid..
Random stinging pain in my neck π
atacked by my #MindWasp
Can you put those things on a leash please
Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho
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