sl- s- s- slut

last time it was a gap of 8 days between the ominous phagenda rsvp and the official announcement so we have a little more than a week to live unless australia leaks the branding again🫶

he has some work to do.

dan and phil fans when dnp say they’re announcing something: oh GOD. oh FUCK. what the fuck are they possibly up to now. i need to die. these gay people have me in a saw trap.

boom. dog. solved it.

When there ain't a crack in the foundation Baby, I know any storm we're facing Will blow right over while we stay put The house don't fall when the bones are good

I love my mysterious orb fetus #mymysteriousorbfetus

petition for phil to be given a nail file to comically use whenever dan starts rambling

"I'm so sorry."

divaaaa

everyday sunshine 💛