sl- s- s- slut

Phil not being able to passenger princess on his mums birthday trip will never not be funny to me. He was built for lounging and being fed grapes, not organising and planning a group of people.

Maybe I’m too old and too autistic but I genuinely don’t understand what knowing who is doing what in the DnP bedroom is of any use to anyone? Why are they so desperate to know or prove that they are “correct”? The fact that they can say with their full chest that DnP don’t switch is bizarre to me - are they hiding under the bed or crammed into the wardrobe? Again, maybe I’m too autistic for this but it’s such an odd thing to be so obsessed about.

omg, Dan said on the livestream Phil had already given him a present - not everything is for show

I love how the entire phandom is either talking about tour possibilities, the York open day lore drop, Dans Phil photos or the Portugal holiday and then there’s that blog still banging on about DaN iS 100% a ToP/pHiL iS a BoTtOm/ ThEy DoNt SwItCh. Move on and stop being a creep!!

Not people complaining that Phil didn’t do enough for Dan on his birthday… they clearly have different birthday expectations and that is FINE!!