i was trying to be mr. answers!

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

say all the shit u want about the imperial system whatever. its pretty dogshit for a lot of things but JUST KNOW it slayed for weather. as an american who just immigrated to europe in the height of summer i think celsius is like the worst possible system of measurement for goddamn Sunny Day ever invented and i kinda wanna scream into a pillow about it every time i have to mentally translate what 30° is. RRRAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

listen. the imperial system is like 8 different systems of measurement all jammed together in a beautiful incredibly stupid mishmash of different concepts and it works Fine. so i do kinda think everyone else in da world are being kinda weenies for not adopting ONE ☝️ additional unit of measurement that makes talking about how temperature feels to a human body way easier. humans can tell the difference between like percentages of degrees so why tf are there only 30 of the damn things between Maybe itll snow and Oh god i need to rip my skin off

celsius beautiful. for baking and chemistry. leave the weather OUT OF IT 😤

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?