lasagna is for closers!

the world is my whale carcass

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[looking at my mutuals’ posts] whatever you say beautiful

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

the ONLY problem that anyone should have with straight people playing gay characters is that sometimes when theyre bad actors you can tell that they dont want to be kissing homosexually. and thats annoying. get into it or go home girl