Hey can I recommend that instead of making challah, you make a brioche? They're basically the same thing, but challah has a significant religious and spiritual meaning to the Jewish faith. Both challah and brioche are sweet eggy breads but brioche doesn't have a religious meaning. Sorry if this is rude, it's just important to me.
Whew, itâs a good thing Iâm Jewish then.
This is from several years ago now and I still think about it constantly lmao
Also before anyone asks, yes you can bake challah if youâre not Jewish. Just donât claim itâs better than what somebodyâs Jewish mom makes because you will never win that battle
Also challah (the bread, not the dough-sacrificing ritual) is basically the same as other braided eggs breads in Europe, like Polish chaĹka and Czech vĂĄnoÄka. Cause Europe is where Ashkenazim picked it up, through cultural exchange.
Also all Jews know that all bread is challah when itâs Friday night and mom just didnât have time/energy to bake the bread
That pita is now challah
So is this laffah
A baguette will work too
But fr never act like your challah is better than my momâs bc Iâll get really violent really fast
I canât even count how many times Iâve used regular olâ sliced bread at Shabbat. Sweet Hawaiian Rolls are also great.Â
My mom doesnât even bake challah and I will still square up to defend her honor lmao
HELLO THIS IS TAYLOR YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD JEW.
EVERYONE LISTEN UP. CHALLAH IS A FUCKING GIFT TO THE TABLE. CHALLAH IS THE MOST DELICIOUS PIECE OF BREAD I HAVE EVER AND WILL EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH*. AND EVERYONE CAN AND SHOULD EAT IT.
HERE IS MY CHALLAH RECIPE. GO FORTH, NON-JEWS, AND BAKE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DELICIOUS BREAD. EAT IT. (AND SHARE IT BECAUSE LMAO YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SO MUCH)
I LOVE IT WITH FRUIT SPREADS OF ALL KINDS. AND DIPPED IN HONEY OF COURSE.
*caveat in my tags























