"give me the wegetables" -- filip chytil

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

I’d suck the cte right out of him 6 concussions is nothing

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.