"give me the wegetables" -- filip chytil

@kreiderrider

taylor. she/her. nhl: NYR, ANA, SJS. friends with COL, MIN. khl: traktor chelyabinsk. pwhl: MIN. || this ass is owned by chris kreider, jacob trouba, & filip chytil. often on loan to rangers #93, #49, #13, & #4. and ducks #91, #25, & #1. || i write and make gifs. || this is a vladi tarasenko, ryan reaves, kirill kaprizov, vitali kravtsov, sarah nurse, & hilary knight appreciation zone. || explicit writing tagged "dvaw" || no minors please

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juhollamago

"I can definitely still do it – but I'm not going to try."

#chris i don't believe you #i think you need to try it and film it #chris kreider

cupidsports

LEO CARLSSON, YOU ARE AN ANAHEIM DUCK

AND I LET OUT THE BREATH I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS HOLDING FUCKING ETC

#leo carlsson #THANK GOD i thought i was going to have to wait until tomorrow to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am not sure why i use my time to [activity redacted to not dox self] when this motherfucking man i work with is the most egotistical piss baby to walk the planet and this motherfucking woman i work with has big big abstract dreams but no sense of actual reality and execution. i want to walk away from it BUT I, UNLIKE KING EGO PISSBABY, will stick it out because I made a commitment!!! unlike him who just threatens to quit when his feewings get hurt NEVER MIND THAT HE IS A GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE to everyone else on the team and doesn't give a shit about their feelings!!!

#taylor speaks #this man is so. SO insufferable

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

sexboobomb

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

#i say “ballsack” a lot as an expression of general irritation #tip over the jar of pasta while cooking? ballsack.#in the car and realized i forgot something? oh ballsack.

wouldyourathervisit

Would you rather visit

Nizami Station, Baku Metro, Baku, Azerbaijan 🇦🇿

T-Centralen Station, Stockholm Metro, Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

Heidelberger Platz Station, Berlin U-Bahn, Berlin, Germany 🇩🇪

Wynard Railway Station, Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺

Holy Mary Metro Station, Tehran Metro, Tehran, Iran 🇮🇷

Osokorky Station, Kyiv Metro, Kyiv, Ukraine 🇺🇦

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

#i have been to two of these stations!

sometiktoksarevalid

#it really do be like this

danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

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lupusbaby

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

goth-princess-gwennie

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

cuntpunkop-ed

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

seraph1c-mo0n

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

#my cane is now a stanley cup champion #because it is a HurryCane

elierlick

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

lucieslucidity

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

fleshengine

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

pixietape

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

pixietape

and why

#10 was my number in any sport i played #which was after my favorite college hockey players as a kid (both of whom wore 10)#so i'd probably stick with that for continuity

ellethespaceunicorn

They say the best things in life are free.

Except a fucking ‘read more’ cut, apparently…

#friends if you ever see me not using one of these it is unintentional!#and I fully expect someone to come to my inbox or reply to the post to give me a heads up

#this woman #yana tarasenko

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