joustin'... jestin'..

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

Each person being killed by American bombs in West Asia right now contains a universe within them, whether they have credentials or not. It astounds me to see that people in countries not being bombed mourn only those whom they consider “civilized” (people with professional degrees, dual citizenships with western countries and so on).

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

you like me... ? *enters your bloodstream*

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH SO FAR!!! the art is so gorgeous, character design is edible, and i love how well written it is AGHHHHH i want to EAT IT!!

phannies are so deep into the lore of Dan and Phil that we’ve come completely full circle and are losing our minds over something the general public assumes has been confirmed for years

🔮 $145 /$200 🔮

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic