wipe my tears with my hoodie

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

I'm sure it's some kind of pride flag or something

happy pride month everybody

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone