wayne's proffered posterior

Hey everyone! It seems that in these past disastrous weeks of mine this blog has somehow managed to tip over 500 followers! 

I don’t really know how to explain how happy I am to have gotten this far and a heartfelt thanks to everyone who has stuck around and a grand hello to everyone new! 

To celebrate I’ll be holding a Stormlight themed giveaway! Reblogging this post will enter you into the proceedings, and winners will be chosen randomly at the end of the week. 

Dalinar, the Black Thorn.

1. the “i want to protect them from everything bad ever” fav

2. the “i wanna fucking punch them in the face” fav

but i feel that doesn’t work for kaladin for some reason? like for kaladin he’s always so concerned with protecting bridge four that i feel like sending him away on vacation would just stress him out more. and alcohol would probably just be a no for him.

like, the only scenario i imagine kaladin relaxing on a beach is one where the entirety of Bridge 4 is there with him, and he’s sat on a chair in a slightly elevated area with a pair of binoculars so he can watch them. i mean, he’s enjoying the sun and the break and sipping a glass of chocolate milk but the real relaxation is watching his so- i mean, watching his crew enjoy themselves in the water. 

Believe in the Survivor of Hathsin and his epic revolution

Elend Venture

Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson

Vin {X}

Some people liked the Vin one so I’m posting this as well.