fuck if i know

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

headcanon that in the early days of their captivity Elrond and Elros tried to kill maedhros and maglor multiple times (even if half-heartedly. They are still good kids) and like, expected to be either punished, killed or thrown out and instead they got constructive criticism back

maedhros, half awake at 4am: elrond, whichever imbecile taught you knife skills should be beaten to death because why the fuck are you and your safety scissors trying to stab the left side of a guy who has no right arm? why are you crawling through the sewer when the door is right there? looney tunes ass mf. please go stand in the naughty corner until breakfast and write out ‘i will not be completely incompetent next time i try to kill people’ 100 times, thank you.