#wayne

Jason: "Yeah So then the guy was like-" He looks over at Tim who just came back from a patrol with Bruce.

Jason:

Tim: "Hey dude I didn't know you would be-"

Jason: "What are you wearing?"

Tim: "My suit..."

Jason: "Yeah but you're wearing pants"

Tim: "Well Yes?" He's looking very confused and slightly concerned

Jason: "Why are you not in the spandex daisy dukes like me and dick?"

Tim: "Jay be honest with me, How gay do you think I am?"

Dick walks in: "Oh hey Tim hey Jay"

Jason: "Dick, he's aloud to wear pants?"

Dick looking rather confused as to why this is a problem: "Yeah man I sure hope he's wearing pants?"

Jason completely tweaking: "Was this an option the whole time?"

Tim: "I mean did you ever ask Bruce for a different suit or did you just slide on Dicks leftovers?"

Dick holding back his laugh: "Yeah Jay I only wore those so I could do my moves easier"

Bruce walks in completely oblivious to what just went on: "Hey guys whatcha talking about?"

Jason full on eye twitching: "BRUCE I COULDVE BEEN WEARING PANTS THIS WHOLE TIME?"

Tim and Dick burst out laughing as Bruce stands there wildly concerned.

Bruce: "Were you NOT wearing pants before??"

Dick between his wheezes: "He just found out he could've made his own robin costume"

Bruce: "Ahh, yeah Jason you could've asked for a new outfit if you wanted"

Jason thinking back through all the moments he was freezing cold on missions in the daisy dukes at the ripe age of 14: "I hate you all"

۶ৎ .. 𝓑ATMAN && brattyfem!reader

;🐾 it’s been a week since bruce shaved his beard and he can’t control his hunger for the new nanny , even if it means the stubble along his jaw will make his little brat whine.

his groans vibrated against your core , tongue earning its way inside of you. your hand came over your mouth with a quiet *smack* to muffle out the ferocity of your cries.

bruce’s nose bumped against your clit, pleasuring you so far your back arched off the mess of black sheets to which he pinned your thighs down , kneading the warm skin between his fingers.

each time his head dipped further, lost between your legs, the coarse new growth along his chiseled jawline grinder against your skin , causing red rashes to creep onto the surface. like they were joining the scattered hickeys on the site in a rather sexy constellation.

‘mr wayne .. you’re messin’ me up ! you know my skirt won’t hide this.’ you complained , nails scratching his scalp as you tried tugging his hair to pull his face away, despite the satisfaction his tongue was granting you.

but it was no use , he was ravenous. your skirt only bunched up further, giving him ample space to drill deeper. he grunted, noticing how tight you were.

‘gotta - loosen - up ,’ he muttered between strokes with his tongue, ‘m’starved.’

he nibbled at your bud before bringing his thumb over it. rubbing in slow , circular motions , he continued to eat you out. until your toes curled over his shoulders and you gave in.

bruce savoured your sweetness as the glossy string of substance drizzled down his throat. your legs shook weakly as they edged of the side of the bed.

he snaked a hand around your lower back , pulling your closer so your thighs were now over his broad shoulders. ‘easyyy girl , let’s get you in the shower.’

it took him almost no strength at all to lift you to the bathroom with your legs wrapped around his head. you blushed with embarrassment , though bruce took no notice.

‘your beard gave me all rashes !! ’ you pouted. but your frown became a grin when he kissed your inner thighs , his tone apologetic like he was trying to make you feel better after stealing your candy.

‘i’m sorry , baby. let me help. i’ll make it feel better.’