Look. Lord knows shigure is not the most ideal guardian, guy is in his twenties and is suddenly in charge of 3 emotionally fucked teenagers right after getting kicked out of his house for banging his cheating girlfriend's mother.
But- hear me out-
Imagine if during the time he steps in as Tohru's guardian for parent teacher conferences, there are some parents whispering amongst themselves about the Yuki, Tohru and Kyo. Like maybe some of the parents are talking shit about how it's not proper for a young lady to be living with three men, about how much of a disgrace it is that the boys have strange colored hair, how it's shameful Kyo had such a violent past.
People talk, Tohrus estranged family probably have friends or co workers who's kids go to school with Tohru and Co, and maybe the parents know all about how Kyo and Yuki barged into the Honda household that day.
Anyway, what if shigure, who is the dog zodiac has heightened hearing and is listening to all of this. Dogs are loyal and yeah these kids are fuck ups, but they are in his care and it triggers his temper. Not that he allows it to show, oh not at all. Shigure is not a violent man. But he can be cold, oh so very cold and cruel.
Maybe he takes his time, this guy is nothing if not methodical. So he bumps the charm up to 1000%. He meets with Mayu-chan does his business, then he gets to work.
He takes his time to speak to the parents, a passing comment here and there, pointless conversations that seem to lead to nowhere. But he's charming about it, so charming that none of them realize that they've been insulted until they're halfway home. That he's called them ugly and pathetic to their very faces.
He even charmed some of the mothers into setting up dates that he never shows up for. Leaves them in the dust and wanting, bares his metaphorical teeth at them when he sweet talks them all.
Idk guys this is the shigure I imagined he could have been
