baby, you’re a haunted house

the way prorev was literally just six weeks like imagine you spend six weeks fucking your guitarist in front of god and everyone and then at the end you’re like surprise!!! I’m getting married :) and everyone’s like to a woman???

while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

the trinity

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

"what drugs was op on when they wrote this lmao" none. due to the tense economic situation i've resorted to having weird thoughts for free

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

oh with the pouty face stop it you bitch 

imagine getting banned for saying what adam lazzara did to mikey way

Had a dick appointment tonight and he was a relationship coach from the Congo and he was like “why are you out hoeing around” and I told him because my bf dumped me and he was like “you love him? Name one thing he’s done for you” and I couldn’t name a single thing he’s done out of pure selflessness and by this point I’m crying and he’s like “see? Don’t let that man back into your life. You deserve better” and god I wasn’t expecting that but I needed it

And before y’all ask, dick was insane