Free Mikey Way’s Nipple 2k22

All this political energy wasted on going after trans people taking hormones prescribed by their doctors and produced by regulated pharmaceutical companies, only for looksmaxxers to show up and be like "yes hello, I inject myself with novel black market peptides sold by sketchy labs online that have not been studied at all on a daily basis and here's why you should do it too"

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

If you aren't reading the alt text I have to stress. These bruises are all WEEKS apart. SF, Arlington, and Philly