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EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

Im something called a stink turkey okay

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Theyre saying its the worst January since last January

ICE abducted 10-year-old Karla Tiul Baltazar from Spokane and sent her to the same detention center as 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos. If you are able, please consider donating to support Karla's family.

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

the reason why people on here are constantly posting corny stuff like "i love being a crazyyyy pervert i'm such a freaky weirdo" without a shred of irony is because they weren't exposed to enough $17 "normal people scare me" graphic t-shirts in middle school and are therefore incapable of recognizing that these are fundamentally the same flavor of goofy BS. we need to put our children back in the hot topic mines immediately because they are missing an important step in their cognitive development

Fuck the age verification data gathering movement, fuck the companies that imply falsely that it's private and respects laws, fuck the politicians who want to de-anonymise the internet because they can't face criticism for the awful things they do, fuck the tax paid bot farms that post over and over claiming another county needs this, fuck Sharon on facebook who can't look after her own kids, fuck them all for not actually protecting children