i love you. i’m glad i exist.

i love being a lover and i also love being a hater and i also hate being a hater. but i don't hate being a lover. never ever

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

hey enbyfriend you look gnc as fuck today you're literally a monarch 👏 looking good your majesty <3 you are Working It mx. androgyny !! btw can i see your theythem tits

just call me a slur