i love you. i’m glad i exist.

i love being a lover and i also love being a hater and i also hate being a hater. but i don't hate being a lover. never ever

i love you rice with some bullshit

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈