infamous pedant

Meetra Surik is the top student in her cohort at the elite Dantooine Academy— with the exception of her best friend and roommate, Nova. Then again, Nova is the exception to a lot of things.

star wars: knights of the old republic, revan & the jedi exile, m, 26.3k (so far). alt. summary: middle school girl best friends and the consequences thereof

training bras

first crushes

your cringe dad giving you The Talk because he thinks you were out at night with boys even though it totally wasn't like that

academic dishonesty

an INJURY before the BIG GAME

getting your period in the worst possible situation

an origin story for Alek's bizarre last name

Beer Bad

Vrook Lamar's sick wraparound shades

mild to moderate disembowelment, followed by amateur re-embowelment

underage drinking, but like, not the fun kind

the Masters experiencing the consequences of their Kreia's actions

Nova judging other people's hair

Alek going dumpster diving

Kavar level 17 dad moment

Meetra Surik is the top student in her cohort at the elite Dantooine Academy— with the exception of her best friend and roommate, Nova. Then again, Nova is the exception to a lot of things.

star wars: knights of the old republic, revan & the jedi exile, m, 26.3k (so far). alt. summary: middle school girl best friends and the consequences thereof

training bras

first crushes

your cringe dad giving you The Talk because he thinks you were out at night with boys even though it totally wasn't like that

academic dishonesty

an INJURY before the BIG GAME

getting your period in the worst possible situation

an origin story for Alek's bizarre last name

Beer Bad

Vrook Lamar's sick wraparound shades

mild to moderate disembowelment, followed by amateur re-embowelment

Meetra Surik is the top student in her cohort at the elite Dantooine Academy— with the exception of her best friend and roommate, Nova. Then again, Nova is the exception to a lot of things.

star wars: knights of the old republic, revan & the jedi exile, m, 26.3k (so far). alt. summary: middle school girl best friends and the consequences thereof

training bras

first crushes

your cringe dad giving you The Talk because he thinks you were out at night with boys even though it totally wasn't like that

academic dishonesty

an INJURY before the BIG GAME

getting your period in the worst possible situation

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen? 

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots. 

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??