Watch, read & talk

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

Gimmie

please bagel please

BAGELSSSSS LIVE LAUGH LOVE BAGELS

bagel :3

fire :3

PLS IT HASNT DONE ANYTHING YET I NEEEEEED

please workkkk

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK HELP

heres fucking hoping

plssssss

pls bagel

PLEASE

PLEASE!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

your life should not be a museum

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

sighs i need good luck

Oh hell yes! We ALL need some good news!