Maple

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

but then sometimes i see a gorgeous woman with a strong jawline and suddenly it’s all great to be me 👍

honestly i do tend to see myself in the mirror and think i’m cute and then the camera makes the jawline feel Bad. which means maybe i just need to figure out what angles to avoid in pictures and then i’m golden

i’m just a ruggedly gorgeous dyke

but then sometimes i see a gorgeous woman with a strong jawline and suddenly it’s all great to be me 👍

honestly i do tend to see myself in the mirror and think i’m cute and then the camera makes the jawline feel Bad. which means maybe i just need to figure out what angles to avoid in pictures and then i’m golden

ive only meaningfully existed for a few years but ive had so many wonderful interactions and experiences in that time. truly life is worth living.

in my homewrecker arc (blossoming friendship with a couple and learning that theyre 1.5 years clean from League of Legends, and i could probably get them to play it with me if i push a little)

they said something to the effect of “we’re excited about the possibility of doing this with you but need to have a serious discussion as a couple to decide if it’s right for us” and i understand completely because I know the grip that League can play on people’s lives but when you put it like that it feels like we’re negotiating a threesome

life update, after careful consideration one of them wants to join me but the other doesn’t, and i think Gamer Swinging could be a fun bit

industrialized production of breakfast burrito

you think we’re hitting it off until i push you against the wall and i unfurl my evil shadowy wings and drag you to my nightmare dimension

the more i read this the more i feel like i wrote myself as Giratina

she’s a beautiful lady she’s gender goals she’s everything to me

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"