Molly

I have to admit I get a mild sexual thrill from arguing my legal rights w people who don’t know I study this stuff. Like omgggg boss at my non-law-related job, this is soooo crazy but did u know this thing you ask me to do is against the law???? I just learned!!! Isn’t it so crazy!!!! Omg landladyyyy did u know ur not allowed to charge me that 🥰 thats not a legal fee. Idk I just googled it I guess ^_^ I just found out ^_^. It makes it better when I roleplay being a silly goose who thinks this stuff is sooo wild and totally doesn’t have an undergraduate degree in labor law. I dress like a cupcake and introduce myself as a seamstress not a legal clerk too so it’s like. The most exploitable looking girl in the world speaks fluent legalese. Anyway it makes me feel powerful and sexy and smart = mild sexual thrill.

do yall wonder if vader went back to obi-wans quarters at the jedi temple before it was turned into the imperial palace …..

there’s a nearly empty cup of very cold tea on the table. there’s data pads with half finished reports because obi-wan thought he was going to come home after utapau. there’s a robe laying around and vader lifts it to his mask, only to find out he no longer has a sense of smell.

how it feels to be a beautiful girl with love in her heart in this cruel world

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

*steps in a puddle and a Dark Souls style status effect bar rapidly fills until I’m struck with !!WET SOCKS!! nd i explode and die horribly*

drinking an extra virgin roy rogers (no cola because the bubbles give me a tummyache, no grenadine cus it sounds like grenada and reminds me of that war that happened [im anti imperialist]) at the soberqueer burlesque club, my girlfriend is there for open mic night with her new a capella ragtime group. the soberbartender hands me another glass of ice with a cherry in it. nothing could be more punk rock than this