Maple Maiden

Miss Passaround Kissable Cheeks and Forehead

Maybe even lips too

if i worked in an email job i’d get way too into the Posting of it all. i’d start signing off with Cold Regards or Sizzlin’ Regards depending on how much i hate or flirt with the recipient

flirty frenemies would get Icy Hot regards or Freezer Burn regards

growing hips heals my soul but growing tits makes me feel hot as fuck

if my tits disappeared id be like aw dang that sucks but i’d be fine, and also i fantasize about them getting really big. if my hips disappeared i would cry and cry and cry forever

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

girl who is horribly addicted to her friends