Maple Maiden

I'm gonna get really fucking good at magic the gathering if it fucking kills me

This Year by The Mountain Goats but if it were written by the guy from The Mountain Goats

They missed. 😔

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

not allowed to do petplay anymore after i called her a wholesome doggo

parents coming to the area tonight but they’re skirting around my town to avoid the traffic

theyre hanging out with my aunt instead. i get it but i’m sad

yeah my close family will hang out with me but for most of them it’s only if i’m the one going way out of my way.

feeling a havent eaten dinner yet type of way

hungry but i don’t want my roommates to see me crying so i’m hiding away for now

parents coming to the area tonight but they’re skirting around my town to avoid the traffic

theyre hanging out with my aunt instead. i get it but i’m sad

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

pretty tgirl about to go for a bike ride

pretty tgirl bike wipeout! she’s pretty much fine but a little bit scraped up!

Daisy Bell totally bucks her rider on the track! will she be put down for this??

pretty tgirl about to go for a bike ride

pretty tgirl bike wipeout! she’s pretty much fine but a little bit scraped up!

i do often worry that giving too much attention to someone i’m trying to become closer friends with is gonna make them feel creeped out and uncomfortable around me

hi i enjoy the times weve hung out we should do that again! oh god i’m terrible i should be avoidant to balance it out