Maple Maiden

the hot months have come. it's fucking over for me

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Cold water bottle between my thighs >>>

Trying my hardest not to moan a little when I press the cold pack against my neck

this fourth of july I am coming out as a hater about fireworks. no more fireworks. fireworks are neither necessary nor good. they kill and harm birds and wildlife, they pollute the air, they are loud and unpleasant, they terrify my dog, and they trigger people's PTSD. I hate fireworks. can we please not do fireworks anymore

Maybe I would be less averse to driving if i referred to it as "playing cars"

I'm driving you to the airport and then halfway through i hit you with the age regressor giggle and tell you I'm having so much fun playing cars. My driving has noticeably worsened.

i am a puppygirl in god’s hot car