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me now that they gave me a saw :))

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how i look when i’m at my job where i move sticks and logs all day
me now that they gave me a saw :))

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*flirting* it/its pronouns would be so pretty on you
#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right
Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.
These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.
You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".
Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.
summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.
Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".
A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.
mutuals who make your hand twitch towards your sword
why is it called Love Bombing and not a heart attack

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and despite it all the laundry keeps happening
i’m Lezbonezzer Scrooge
I like to think that since Pomnis hat and stuff are part of her body she can feel it when you touch them there's like nerve endings in her hat yes it's gross that's why I like it
they have weird sex I think
I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,
Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

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i went way the fuck out there
it’s a lot of physics at play and it depends on the species! and this is an oak which tends to be the strongest tree around. in the pic of me standing on it you can see that i have 2 separate ropes tied to other branches, so not all of my weight is on the one i’m standing on. Ideally the point is to tie into something solid and high up, so if you’re standing on a limb and it snaps or you fall off, you get caught by the rope.
i went way the fuck out there
quick!! someone slide their hands under my t-shirt and grab me by the waist!! we don't have much time!!
the RMV just keeps denying me my license because my heart is impure 😔 #deserved
everyone at the crop share can smell that ive cried today. and the hot women are going to hunt me for sport about it
it’s one of those things where i imagine something bad happening and start to type it out and realize it’s actually the dream

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everyone at the crop share can smell that ive cried today. and the hot women are going to hunt me for sport about it
I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck