Maple Maiden

like of course all of the clients like me. but the women clients seem to love me the most.

cons are i hurt myself at work and had to sit down for a few minutes, pros are it stopped hurting pretty quickly and now i have a cool bruise

i don’t really want to write up an incident report for horting myself falling off a truck but also i want the girl on the safety committee to like me so that means i shouldn’t sweep my incidents under the rug

the mercury in fish is bad because it reacts with the malice in your heart, but i’m kind and sweet so i can have basically limitless mercury

my twitter says she they but i stopped pretending to like they them years ago, oops. well at least my profile pic doesn’t have a beard these days

what about boiled eggs with peanut butter. i feel like that could be great.

i need to focus my posting to be more League of Legends centric