Maple, Treemaiden

i’m a little bit Guerilla Gardening (guerilla arborculture?) but in my defense it’s at my apartment and the landlord company is shit and absentee

imagine begging and pleading to bomb Iran for decades, finally getting the war you've spent your whole career creaming your pants over, losing immediately, and then dying out of nowhere

Sometimes you gotta play pretend that you're a maid to get your chores done. Get a little chunni with it and imagine you're a demon-maid hybrid that needs a formal contract (chore list and some coffee) lest she gets a little too crazy with the freedom of being unbound

imagining getting a low cut sports bra, i think that would be fun

Man it'd be lovely to have cleavage! Maybe in a few years if I eat all my vegetables

you definitely should eat your veggies (i don’t eat enough) but for tits we need more fats and proteins and carbs!