dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

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"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.
if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry
this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

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cog in the machine: thats sad
ghost in the machine: thats complicated
cock in the machine: dont do that
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
“you are not immune to propaganda” but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someone’s house or hacked into someone’s personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this can’t be happening
the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Here’s the post they’re referring to for context
I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence
it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.
BEHOLD.
anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.
SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH
HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH
WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK
WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK
@official-penis-posts
Fly fishing from your actual fly
taking the fat clit express!!!!!
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i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.