set yourself on fire

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

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when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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