Musings on Various Themes

Anyone else hear a beating sound?

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

Official Post of Massachusetts

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

Women being described as dashing

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

when I was a kid I didn't know what "slugs" were in relation to guns so when the Quake III manual said the railgun was shooting depleted uranium slugs I thought there were actual mollusks coming out of that thing

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

the idiosyncratic theremin

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts