Did you have a good day today?

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

We've not only taken away all of the physical spaces for our children to exist in, we're now taking away the electronic ones as well. I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences.

Reblog if you’re Black for good luck

Free reign to say Jk Rowling is a predator who shared an upskirt picture of a trans woman and said she shouldn't have worn a skirt if she didn't want to be sexually harassed, enjoys the company of open child predators, and thinks Lolita is a tragic romance story. She is a danger to women and children.

I hope the next viral trend is media literacy

I dont lnow why youd want another virus