Did you have a good day today?

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch

for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely

the witch is called enshittification

excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or

LIFE HACK UNLOCKED

[ID: A 100W Anker power adapter. /end ID]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

we need 8tracks now more than ever

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

fix dollars

Another community once again proving that they don’t like black people who would have guessed the V-Tubing community…! So many forks found in this damn kitchen…

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb