life is weird

“do not mistake composure for ease”

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

Is that worth any nook points?

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

comfortable silence is a love language

In 200 years no one will know we existed. Ask that girl out.

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we've got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

Allow yourself to be at peace tonight. You do not need to worry now.

love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music

I’m sure I’d feel the same way if I was a skinny white girl with blue eyes and blonde hair

THANK YOU. shit.

i will reblog this every time

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

by panic! at the disco

At least show us the bison!

As if. He dwarfs the small man next to him.

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right