too young to worry too old to dream

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn't know who oprah is

I hate to break it to self-identified “radical feminists” but saying “men are inherently violent and predatory, women are inherently innocent and good, and which category you fall into is determined solely by your crotch” is not, in fact, a radical countercultural idea, that’s just patriarchy. Thats like a third of the Republican platform. You just added pure self interest (maybe I and people who look and act like me shouldnt be oppressed) and decided that you’re some kind of dangerous rebel. You’re not. You’re just regurgitating shitty old conservative ideology that you internalized.

having fried sex with my southern wife

having poutine sex with my canada wife

having great sex with both your wives

we are each others wifes idiot

well thanks for having me

you are everyone on that “english teacher thats highkey banging the history professor” post who decided to add their little selfie to it

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

what if you went outside at night and saw like a nosferatu looking guy with his operatic cape and everything, squatting and shovelling ripe fruits into his mouth

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

Maybe I’m tired but i literally laughed myself to tears.

Tumblr is so interesting in terms of its role in pop culture and human consciousness, because we just don’t…have celebrity accounts to follow. almost no famous person uses tumblr as part of their public presentation. (If they do, apparently no one cares enough about them to put them on my dash practically ever.) Likewise, the “big” tumblr accounts got to where they are purely because of the stuff they post on tumblr and not because they are well known elsewhere.

the original post for moon moon only has around a couple hundred thousand some notes, and yet people still joke about it 7 years later

I was thinking about this recently. tumblr is part of the old parts of the internet where you had a page on a website and it wasn’t all about “you,” whereas sites like instagram are all about “you.” you can have a popular tumblr without ever posting a selfie, whereas instagrams generally get popular by posting selfies. it’s an interesting paradigm shift in the way we use the internet.