academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

The right to wander in the UK is wonderful and very much the opposite of the US, where you’re terrified you’re going to be shot for turning around in someone’s yard. This combined with the nonchalant attitude towards ancient archeological sites is particularly amusing. There are several Neolithic tombs I want to visit that have warnings that are like “This site is behind a gate and can be accessed by walking through a field BUT USE CAUTION, A HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE BULL LIVES ON THE PROPERTY. I repeat, THIS 5,000 YEAR OLD TOMB IS GUARDED BY AN ANGRY BULL. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.” It’s exactly what that little Neolithic community would have wanted…

"im gay" "im straight" well im one of those pitiful things sometimes born in hospitals. they feed it, keep it warm, yet they dont put it on the machines. they let it die. but he doesnt die. he looks normal, and nobody can tell what he is.

well. at least we'll always have alarming age gaps n problematic power imbalances

no i don’t hold onto resentment ever. Hope they die though however

can u tie me up and throw me in the trunk for funsies im kinda feeling unwanted

just another long hard day of contributing to low birth rates

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

in fact i'd like to know less about the US