professional nit-wit

if I was a little duckling covered in oil would u even wash me in dish soap.......

Idk who has to hear this today but sometimes the devil doesn’t need an advocate. Sometimes the devil is already winning

Saying this as a recovered devil’s advocate btw, that bitch didn’t need my help he just wanted the exposure

measure once cut also once, no prablem

i need to [remembers suicide is a permanent solution to temporary states of intolerable existence] change my art style

i need to create something so beautiful that i'm forgiven for everything

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

demntist

Whitaker, undergrad theology major, seeing someone crying and praying at the same time: finally something I have been extensively trained to deal with

i'm glad everyone says the pitt is so realistic because the next time i have to sit in an er waiting room for hours with a uti or something, i can at least look forward to eventually being treated by the most beautiful women on this earth

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