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Replaceable Parts: The Return
Time and culture both churn on and coil inward. A morbid, moribund game drew attention from the worst relics of history, then fell silent.
But it's time to explore it once more.
It's been a long time. How have you been?
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In my limited experience it seems like pretty much all the Slay the Spire impregnation porn I've seen has featured the Silent, and I get why- of the two living human women in the cast, she's got more design flair- but consider some alternatives:
-Vakuu gets the Ironclad pregnant with some kind of hellspawn as an act of spiteful violation
-the Necrobinder has already canonically been pregnant, and could surely whip up a Ghost-Womb if she was so inclined
-the Defect's smoke-belching industrial monster upgrades could easily turn it into a Von Neumann machine
-where do you think Regent's minions came from
I have been informed that Gelbooru has a "mesugaki Regent" tag with thirty-some images, which is cute and all, but if you're going to surrender the rock-alien aspect of Regent* then you need to at least keep the "becoming genuinely horrific the moment you get any actual power" part, and these don't have that sauce either
*awful realization: Regent is just "what if the Project Hail Mary cunt was also Maximillian Pegasus"
In my limited experience it seems like pretty much all the Slay the Spire impregnation porn I've seen has featured the Silent, and I get why- of the two living human women in the cast, she's got more design flair- but consider some alternatives:
-Vakuu gets the Ironclad pregnant with some kind of hellspawn as an act of spiteful violation
-the Necrobinder has already canonically been pregnant, and could surely whip up a Ghost-Womb if she was so inclined
-the Defect's smoke-belching industrial monster upgrades could easily turn it into a Von Neumann machine
-where do you think Regent's minions came from
*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble
You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime
This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.
If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.
This is an English L for not having any words for "daughter of [noble]" beyond princess. Like "come here, marchioness's daughter" just doesn't have the ring
All Characters Depicted In This Work Are Over The Age Of 18 But Still Can't Meaningfully Consent For Reasons That Will Become Clear As You Read So Like Don't Get Too Comfy
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Do you think Jakey and the Grungler ever explored each other's bodies
And in parallel, the Short Anxious Girlfriend/Weird Discord Transsexual yuri
They are friends with the poly triad of little ham sandwich boy/little white cuck ball/lil homie gayass
Tumblr informs me that this was my 4000th post on this blog
this is how it feels when someone draws something for you
Do you think Jakey and the Grungler ever explored each other's bodies
And in parallel, the Short Anxious Girlfriend/Weird Discord Transsexual yuri
They are friends with the poly triad of little ham sandwich boy/little white cuck ball/lil homie gayass
Do you think Jakey and the Grungler ever explored each other's bodies
And in parallel, the Short Anxious Girlfriend/Weird Discord Transsexual yuri
Do you think Jakey and the Grungler ever explored each other's bodies
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Slime boi.
ive said this before but my understanding of the "tumblr sexyman" is that the archetype originated via a website full of nerdy teenage girls taking their first steps into sexuality and looking for objects of desire in their zones of interest that felt "safe" to experiment with and landing on anyone resembling David Tennant. It has always been, to me, the fandom equivalent of the boy band dreamboats on the cover of Tiger Beat. It's in the name even. "Sexyman". A man who is sexy but not sexual. Someone you can stare at and sigh over and dream about but actual sex is still scary to imagine so hes just just standing there looking good in his waistcoat and slacks and whether he actually has genitals under there or not depends on how brave youre feeling at the moment
That's why it always felt strange to me to try and expand the term further than that cuz, for the most part tumblr users arent really teenagers anymore. we're mostly all adults now with presumably a better handle on our sexualitys and preferences. Senshi isnt a sexyman because you dont need a sexyman any more. He's just a guy you want to fuck.
Update! Sweet release.
The Return starts here!
idea of a lifetime: robotgirl Hooters called SERVER RACKS
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me: hey check out this sexy ass drawing of a scene dog girl eating an emo catgirl and digesting her. Isnt this awesome
The Ethical Gooner: Was anyone harmed in the process of making this image
me: prolly the catgirl cus she got melted into sludge and then her skull got burped up by the big fat dog girl
The Ethical Gooner: Before I can pass judgement on this image I need to know if the artist was happy or sad while making this.
me: why do you always do this man
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