kelsie

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

Hi for the love of god hello

eloise bridgerton’s story is just her growing up as a girl surrounded by her male and female siblings of varying ages and going “hey we are all equally competent human beings why do us girls not have rights. i think we might be in the torment nexus” and first people deny the torment nexus is a thing but she insists it’s a thing and they respond with “ok maybe it’s a thing but it’s not actually a torment nexus as long as you just go with it and let it torment you :)” and she says “ok but i do not want to do that and i think a lot of you would actually be a lot happier if you also were not in the torment nexus” and they go “how dare you, we want to be in the torment nexus and it’s kind of disrespectful to our choices to say we shouldn’t want to be in the torment nexus, don’t you support women???” and she’s like “well actually there’s a lot of emerging literature about the torment nexus and how—“ and they go “blah blah blah shut up you’re so annoying. you should be happy for all of your friends who manage to find husbands who make the torment nexus bearable” and then her best friend is like “i have girlbossed my way to the top of the torment nexus” and everyone eloise loves starts giggling together and being like “oh teehee it’s just torment nexus stuff, you wouldn’t understand” and after four seasons of this eloise is like “while i really wish the torment nexus did not exist i am thankful for my family and the people i love who came from it” and the fans are like “ugh FINALLY some character development, maybe she’ll finally stop complaining and learn to love the torment nexus”

It makes me so angry something as beautiful as a Zendaya and Hunter Schafer romance is being held hostage by an evil show like Euphoria.

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.