the odyssey of recollection

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[ID: digital illustration Gerry Keay from podcast The Magnus Archives. He is a ghost, dressed in long black jacket with shoulder spikes and plaid pants. He is smoking. Border surrounds, with eyes, lit cigarettes and matches, and stairs. Text in border reads “I’ll live my life if it kills me.” /end ID]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs