*distant screaming*

Already reblogged one of these but another reminder: don’t by nautilus shells!

this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE" in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately

One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

FUCK

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

There was also an 1893

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

This is worse than the math post

Just to rectify a little thing: the baby isn’t mentioned to be 2 years old but 2 months old (“âgé de deux mois”, mois means month in french).

Have you ever seen a baby

In my experience two year olds can only manage one or two pears before slumping to the floor like fruit bats too heavy to fly, so that’s the next part of this very simple post we should focus on

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Whenever I think I’ve seen the worst reading comprehension on this site … a post like this comes along and I have to reconsider.

tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type "gullible", it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!

gullible!!

this is so fucked up how could you do this to me op

no no you just have to do the word by itself without any punctuation!

gullible

NOT ONCE BUT TWICE I AM BETRAYED IM LIKE IF CEASER WAS A LESBIAN

"ok but are you diagnosed" what are you a cop.