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It'd be really nice if we could put a little pause on time every so often

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Bro can't go pod racing. Sand fucks up his suit too bad. No one wants to race him because they're scared he'd kill them (he would tbh). He has no friends alive nor would they want to pod race with him either. Dude fucked up his chances at being space NASCAR driver. Sad! Anyway

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

every time i see a project hail mary “humans are space orcs” type post i get a little mad. we did not invent the concept of consuming things that are bad for us for fun. rocky looks up vodka on wikipedia and grace thinks he’s gonna be yelled at only for rocky to be like “oh we do that too lmaooo not our fault 82 (lead) is so yummy and fun. hell yeah”. or whatever idk. why do humans have a monopoly on being weird.

i do understand the appeal of reaction videos because in a way it simulates the experience of showing your friend a thing you like and watching them laugh at all the funny moments. and you get to go haha yeah i knew youd laugh at that part. i feel so correct about liking this. feed my ego mr freeman.

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

getting prescribed a controlled substance is scary because you're at the mercy your doctors and pharmacy vs non controlled substances . If people can understand that about things like adderall, what makes it impossible to understand about testosterone? It's willful ignorance