Only the finest of shitposts

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

we are fucked

No hope

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3!!!

You understand the treasures!

(Antigone canadensis)

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

Cubito de hielo 🧊

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint