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Young Spock and I-Chaya. Watched all the old ST movies last night and now Iād really like to sleep.
Just watched John Wick so take another lil movie redraw!
The dialogue fit so perfect with Spock running Kahn down to avenge Kirkās death, I couldnāt help myself
Saturn by Sleeping at last
My new favourite Spock Prime song!
TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.
FUCK YOURSELF.
But we can also be eating blue and drinking green
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Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. Iām going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
Uhura's boop
Hey Spock- watch out!
ah beans
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BOOP!
ah whoops...
i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series donāt have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.
the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to
Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off
How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling
[Image description: a set of tumblr tags that say "#the tags from op are hilarious #spock gets briefly placed on a ship where the cursing is turned on and it turns out heās been cursing like a sailor this entire time. #āfascinatingā is the universal translatorās way of making āfucking nuts dudeā starship appropriate #turns out when the translator says āillogicalā spock is actually saying something more like #āyour asshole and brain are indistinguishable from one another. do you really fucking need me to explain this you illiterate piece of shitā #i cannot decide which would be funnier: if it turns out all vulcans talk like that actually #or just spock. #star trek #tos."
Followed by a screencap from Star Trek: The Original Series showing Spock raising an eyebrow, it is captioned in all caps, "Fucking Nuts Dude."
/end image description]
James T. Kirk:
-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacherās pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as āa stack of books with legsā
Jean-Luc Picard:
-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldnāt even have become a starship captain if he wasnāt this much of a hothead
And yet people still manage to get it backwards???
I think itās a problem of First Officer, really.
Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because heās standing next to calm, logical Spock.*Ā Ā
Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because heās standing next to WillĀ āAny alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into itā Riker*.Ā Ā
* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.
The Federation is a confusing place.
Damnit maybe Iāll try Star Trek
A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.
"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"
Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.
"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you."
Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mindā¦ every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.
...I love this.
Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]
Best. Thing. Ever.
I canāt express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts
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I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...
What humans see:
What Vulcans see:
Vulcans seeing Kirk as a version of Gritty seems incredibly accurate, too.
You come to look for a kingā¦Ā
