Kyanite Hoarding Dragon

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

People who hate on contradictory labels and good faith identities just don't make sense to me. Like who put YOU in charge of all queer people? Why do YOU get to decide who is valid and who isn't?

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

#my environmental science teacher in sophomore year had a classroom snake. and it was exactly like this#just a bunch of teenagers gently passing a snake to each other and doing lab work#and the snake would be like. yup. im just here.

Rocky thinking Grace literally said “I have to go and die” on one of their first interactions is so funny to me. Like imagine meeting an alien after almost half a century alone and then they go “ah, bad timing, I’m gonna go lay down and never get up. Nice meeting ya! :)”

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

we’ve all got that one friend who’s on tumblr too much and grew a new set of organs. you know, the posting tendril, the blogging finger, the writing gland

given how much monsterfuckery i've seen in my life, i really REALLY want a comedy story where a guy stumbles out of an Experiment Gone Wrong or whatever all fucked up, swoons tragically about how he will forever be outcast from human society, will never know the touch of a lover, and then as soon as he steps out he gets swarmed by thirsty-ass monsterfuckers who just saw the man of their dreams walk out of their romance novels and into their lives. just the horniest herd of bitches (affectionate) (gender neutral) panting and whistling and howling for that Monster D.